Karachi main Light ka breakdown q hua..?

MQM: Taliban karachi main aa gaye hain.

PPPP: Ye jamhoriyat k khilaf sazish hai.

PML(N): Aaj adliya azad hoti to light na jati.

ANP: Light ki aarh main Pakhtoono ki nasal kashi ki ja rahi hai.

Students: Zaroor FARAZ ne taar kaata hoga :-D

Altaf bhai ko abhi tak joota nai laga to kia defect hai ??

wah wah

Altaf bhai ko abhi tak joota nai laga to kia defect hai ???

Akhir jootay ki bi to koi self respect hai !! :)

Mubaric ho, Adliya bahal ho gaye !

Ab har ghareeb ko Roti, Kapra Makan mile ga

Mazlum ko fori insaf mile ga

Jarayim khatam ho jayen gay

Load shedding nahi ho gi

Mehngaye khatam ho jaye gi

Pakistan main haqiqi jamhuriyat aye gi

Corruption khatam ho jaye gi

India dost ban jaye ga

Dehshat gardi khatam ho jaye gi

.

.

.

Aur shayed hamari aankh khul jaye gi !

Pakistan ka matlab kia?

BOMB DHAMAKAY OR AGHWA!

yeh tera pakistan hai yeh mera pakistan hai

yeh os ka pakistan hai jo sardar-e-pakistan hai

log kehtay hein k pakistan Zinda Baad!

hum kehtay hai......
pakistan se Zinda Bhaag

Musharaf: Agar mey Plane sey 1000 ka note phenkoon, to?
Adviser: Aik Pakistani ka bhala hoga.
Musharaf: Agar 500 k 2 note, to?
Adviser: 2 ka bhala hoga.
:-) Musharaf: Agar 100 k 10 note, to???

Advider: Is tarah to 10 ka bhala hoga magar aap jump laga do to poorey Pakistan ka

bhala hoga

President:
Shetani

Prime Minister:
Gillani

Army Chief:
Kiyani

Speaker:
Zanaani

Aata Na Roti

Bijli Na Paani

Wah Re Pakitani

Teri Ajab Kahani..!!

Q:PAKISTAN Me Kon C Cheezien Expire Nahi Hoti?
Ans.

Medicinez,

Roads,

Bridge,

Aeroplane,

Tarbela Dam,

And Finally,

General Pervaiz