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| A man was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered - waiting for autumn. |
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| What did the hurricane say to the palm tree? Hold on to your nuts. This is no ordinary blow job! |
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Please
( ) press down!
( ) )
( ")
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( ) ) oh yeah !!!
( ")".:,".;.
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( ) ) baby ur good! |
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( ")
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, ( ") engaged
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married
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Press down.
down more
deeper
more
YES
ahh
ohh
yes
Almost there!
ooh baby
faster
harder
FEEL GOOD?
mmmm
THAT'S TEXTUAL INTERCOURSE |
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A notice in a factory for girl workers.
"If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work.. If it is short, protect yourself from men at work" |
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| I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. =) |
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Teacher: why are you late?
Student: My dad told me to take our cow to bull.
Teacher(Angrily): Can't your dad to it?
Student: No, only BULL can do it. |
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