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Ap PAGAL ho

yar mano ap PAGAL ho

gussa kioun kerte ho
vaise ap pagal ho

P= Pyare
A= Ache
G= Gumsum
A= Anmol
L= Lovely

Dakha ap kitne pagal ho.....PAGAL

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Hont se hont milte hain to kia hota ha

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socho

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nahi pata bache

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uff
kitna ganda sochte ho

bus moo band hota ha aur kia hota ha

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A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

Ye Sms Har Unpar Ke Mobile Pe Forward Ker Dain

Pervaiz Elaahi Ka Hawab Parha Likha Punjab

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sher likha jata ha,

sher parha jata ha,

sher dakha jata ha,

sher suna jata ha,

sher mehsus kia jata ha,

magar jub sher samne aata ha to pajama agey se gila aur piche
se nila ho jata ha

SMS

Main Bewaqoof,

Main Bewaqoof,

Main Bewaqoof,

Main Bewaqoof,

Main Bewaqoof,

Main Bewaqoof,

Main Bewaqoof,

mujhe pata ha tum bewaqoof ho
magar ahista bolo idhar tak awaz aa rahi ha

SMS
Ho sakta hay barish kay baad aasmaan neela na ho,
Ho sakta hay dhoop aanay per sarsoon peela na ho,
Per yeh ho hi naheen sakta kay aap so ker uthein aur bister geela na ho.
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Aankhe hai apki jheel jesi dil karta hai inme...
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" Machliya chod du"
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Baagon mein phool khilte rahenge...
Raat mein diye jalte rahenge...
Dua hai khuda se aap khush rahe hamesha...
Baaki hum tou hamesha tang karte rahenger!!!
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1 bar 300 pathan ship main safar kar rahe the
laikin sare ke sare mar gaye..

kaise?

nothing seriuos...

ship bich main kharab ho gai

to daka dene neche uttar gaye.

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U R SWEET AS
CHOCOLATE
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MEETHA AS
GULAB JAMUN
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RASILA AS
RUSGULLA
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COOL AS
ICE CREAM
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GOD APKO BURI NAZAR SAY BACHAE!

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KAHIN APPKO CHUUNNTAIN NA LAY JAEIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

     
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