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Is se bari Dehshat Gardi or kya ho sakti he Faraz
Washroom ke lote me koi tehzab dal gaya |
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Motivational Thought
In 1980 IDBI bank rejected loan 4 ambani.in 2008 Mukhaish Ambani was planing 2 buy IDBI bank.
this shows nothing is impossibal.
now in 2009 City bank rejected loan 4 me.but in 2020 i m planing 2
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Apply 4 loan again.
BE REALISTIC YAR. |
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Boy 2 girl: Soot bhot acha pehne ha
Girl: Thnx
Boy: Lipstick b achi hai
Girl: Thnx
Boy: Makeup b boht acha hai
Girl:Thnx "BHAI JAN"
Boy: Phr b buri lag rahi ho |
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Terrorists have kidnap our president and demand of 500,000,000 $. Otherwise they will burn him kerosene oil. Please donate...
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I have already donate five litrs. |
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Chicken Ready,Yes Boss
Omlet Ready, Yes Boss
Mutton Read No Boss
Bakra Abhi SMS Padh Raha Hai |
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| You are very special for me. I am very worry about you. But I can"t be always with you. So good take care of yourself when you jump from 1 tree to another. |
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Tery chehry pe udasi ankhoo ma nami hai,
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National namak istimaal kar tujhy iodeen ki kami hai=)) |
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Biwi(gusse me):tumare dimag to sirf gobar bhara hai.
Pati(pyar se): To fir itni der se Q kha rahi ho. |
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| on cricket match. there was a girl.. she painted pakistani flag on her face.. a boy kissed her and said...i love pakistan |
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Har mard ki life dekho to
Without shadi SPIDERMAN
Shadi k time SUPERMAN
Shadi k bad GENTLEMAN
or Biwi khubsurat ho to puri umar WATCHMAN |
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