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| The Police are looking for a suspect who is smart, sexy, witty & very good looking... So where are you gonna to hide Me? |
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| One out of four people is a chinese in this world. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you |
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chelthay rahoo chhelthay rahooo..
jub pohacnh jao to sms ker day na |
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aRz KiYa hAi !!
DiL nAy TuMhaiN yAaD kyAa AuR sOgAya
DiL NaY tUmHAiN yAaD kyAa AuR SoGaYA
hAm NaY tuM kO SmS KiYa AuR bALanCe
KahTam HoGaYA !!.
WAH WAH WAH ! KIYA BAT HAI. |
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| when i call u; 1 ring means I'm thinking of u;2 ring means i like u; 3 means i miss u; 4 means ........pick up phone idiot |
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Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?
Husband: 1 for you and two for your parents |
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