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| Khush to bahot hoge tum,Ki forward karne ke liye SMS mil gaya,Magar aab kya karoge...?Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?Ha ha ha ha |
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Shetan ki 3 nishanian
1=SMS milte hi parhta hey.
2=parhte hue hansta hey.
3=neeche mat jana----><
Jis kaam se roko wo zarur karta hey.. |
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aur bhi bahut kuchh kah chuke hai hum dil lagane ke bad
ye bataya hamare doston ne humein ishq farmane ke bad
isliye ghar ka ek ek kona cheq karta hoon mein
ek uske aane ke pahle aur ek uske jaane ke baad |
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| Phoolon se khoobsurat koi nahi..Sagar se gahra koi nahi..Ab aapki kya tarif karu..Dosto me aap jaisa..Nalayak koi nahi! |
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Arz kiya hai.....
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
wah wah! wah wah!
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
ha ha ha ha..... |
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| Mohabat 1 bar ho jaye us ko bholapan kehtay hain, 2 bar ho jaye us ko dewaanapan kehtay hain, 3 bar hoo jaye us ko pagalpan kehtay hain,counting phir bhi na rukhay usi ko kameenapan kehtay hai. |
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teacher: i am beautiful. which tense is this
Puppo: obviously the past tense. haha |
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| defination of a nurse: Nurse is a beautiful dashing girl holding ur hand looking in ur eyes and still wants ur pulse will be normal |
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Santa : Cheel ko English main Kya Kehte Hain.
Banta : Eagle
Santa : Agar cheel bimar ho jaye to?
Banta : Illeagal... |
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CONGRATS!Your
phone has been
installed with a
new puzzle game.
To play,just throw
your phone against
the wall and
arrange the pieces
back.It's fun!Try
it! |
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