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10 Lac ki car ka PHOTO

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Dubai janay walay plane ko TATA kernay ka moqa aur

mere saath DINNER wo bhi aap k gher ..............

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If I was an Artist, u would be my picture.
If I was a poet, u would be my inspiration.
If I was an author, u would be my story.

But I am sorry I am only a

Cartoonist....!!!

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Malomati sawal?

Dopahar k khana ko english main kia khatay hain aur ager us k akhri do alfaz
kat do to kya banta hai?drust jawab diya toh sare ka sara tum la layna!!

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Kia padh rahey ho?
Bhai kia padh rahey ho?
Pehlay kabhi message nahin padha kia?
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Sochta tha har mod par aap ka intezar karenge..
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kambhakat sadak hi seedhi nikli
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Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle"
Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye, mashoka hogi tero..Meri to behan
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An elephant falls in luv with an ant but ant"s parents r against their
marriage...Guess why?? They have a solid reason "LARKAY K DAANT BAAHIR HAIN"
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We gathered in a large hall, an angel asked us 2 write down our sins b4 going to
heaven,b4 i could start writing mine, i heard u shouting : EXTRA SHEET PLEASE!!
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Bazu me dam rakhta hun, Dil me gham rakhta hun, Aapki dosti k baad logoun se
wasta kam rakhta hun, Pata tha mujhe SMS aayega, Isliye disprin sath rakhta hun!
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