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English teacher says: make a sentence using neither-nor?
Naughty boy: when girls wear tight fitting dresses, neither they r comfortable nor we |
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In order to get job in a good company a boy needs 100% talent. But a girl needs only 4% talent. Remaining is already
( 36 )
)24(
( 36 ) = 96%
with her. |
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Koi tumhain bole u r crazy dont be angry,
koi bole u r stupid cool lekin, koi bole u r beautiful thappar mar dena salay ko mazak ki bih koi hadh hoti hay |
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Funny Sms a true love stroy
once a mosquito falls in love with a hen
one day they kissed each other
hen dies of malaria
and mosquito dies of bird-flu
MORAL : MOHABBTAN SACHIYAN |
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Jo Jeeta woh sikander,
Jo haara woh jail k ander
Jo sms bhajay us ko jadu ki jhappi
Jo na bhajay us ko Bunder ki Pappi. |
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Aaj ka sawal....
mohabat ho jati hai yeh karni parti hai
very simple
agar larki khobsorat hai to ho jati hai
agar amer hai to kani parti hai |
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Memon Boss 2 worker:Tumne is saal
Mehnat se kam kai,
Islie 5000 ka Bonus
Cheque de raha Hu,
Agar isi Tara kam karogeto agle sal ispar sign kardunga.......;-) |
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ik pagal gusy main;
oye main is dunia ko mita dungaa............mita dungaa...........mita dungaaaaaaaaa............
dusra pagal ; he he he hahahahahahah
main tughe rubber hi nahi dunga;) |
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| Darya-e-Ravi main pani ka level khatre k nishaan se opper chala gaya hai, par tension ki koi baat nahi hai Army ki rescue team ne khatre ka nishaan aur opper kardia hai. |
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| Tez Hawa Ka Jhonka Aaya, Phir Khosbu Teri Sath Mein Laaya, Phir Mere Dil Ko Khayal Aay k Lagta hai Aaj phir tu nahi Nahaya. |
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