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ek ladki ka rape ho rha tha ,
ladki jor jor se chila rahi thi kutto, kamino, koi tho condom pehno muzhe AID"S hai. |
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4 golden rulZzZz
1)Larki chahay jitni bhi lambi ho Lun lait kar he lay gi
2)Paisa Aur Nangi Larki jahan nazar aye matt choro
3)Lohay per Hathora aur Choot per Lora ussi waqt maro jub wo garam ho
4)Kissmat ki Karni Aur Chooth Ki Garmi kabhi nahee ruktee |
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Mother:Larka pasand aya,
Beti:Ha lakin wo to bohut Mota hai
Mother:ary Pagli TV 14 Inch ka ho ya 21 inch ka Romote to wahi 7 inch ka hota hai. |
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L@dy Cl@Ss Te@cheR 2 Students:AIDS Se Bachne K lye Condom Use Karo ...
Girl:"Madam" Agar Aap ko Kahey k KULFI Ko LAFAFE mai Daal K Chuso To Apko Maza AyeGa? |
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Shadi ki agli subah dulhay ki maa : beta GHUSAL ker Lo...
Dulahn :Is kanjar ko to sirf GHARARAY karao :p |
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Sardar suhag raat ko puri khoshish k bavajud
kamyaab na hua tu Ghuse se BV se bola;Tumhari
pehlay kisi ne nahi li?
BV masumiyat se jis ne bi li "Underwear" uttar k li! |
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Mr. Han tiya from China & Mr. Lee cho from Korea comes to Lahore and start a five star restaurant but nobody come to eat. reason?
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Because they named CHOTIYA RESTAURANT |
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| aik pathan ke bimari ka illaj aik hakeem ne aurrat ka dohdh tajveez kia bari muskil se pathan ne aik aurat ko razi ki dohdh peete waqat aurat garam ho gi or os ne sexy awaz main kaha kuch or b chaye tu pathan bola dohdh k sath agar biscuits b mil jay tu maza ajay ga |
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Khussra wanted to join army and after medical check up the doctor said that u r
rejected bcoz u dont have LUN. Khussara answered : ooyyyee tussii bandook chalwani hai ya bund marwani hai!!! |
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New married Larki se uski saheli ne pucha
Honey Moon manane kahan gaye thy?
Larki : Islamabad, Lahore, Muree
Saheli : kia kia dheka?
Larki : Chatt aur Pankha |
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