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Doctor: Kya taklif hai? Petient: Sote waqt SAAS ko lene me taqlif hoti hai. Doc:
Aaj se dus din sote vaqt SAAS ko nahi SAALI ko lo !! |
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A person asked a SARDAR, "Sardar Je Pareeshaan Kyun Ho?"
Sardar JE : Ooo mera chotay betay ki waja sa mere nokrani pregnent ho gae
Person : Woh kaise?
sardar JE : Merey betay nay meray condom main sorakh kar dia tha!! |
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Malomati sawal?
Dopahar k khana ko english main kia khatay hain aur ager us k akhri do alfaz
kat do to kya banta hai?drust jawab diya toh sare ka sara tum la layna!! |
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Train ki patri pay mat betho. Train aaye gi aur gand phat jaye gi. Abhi to haath
say gaand dhotay ho phir haath say gand dho betho gay. |
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It is said that inzamam don"t understand english. Once commentator asked, "Hay inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true?". Inzi said, "Bismillah Hir
Rahman Raheem first of all i thanks to Allah and then credit goes to all boys,
they really worked hard especially afridi done very well. If they continue we
can have another chance. |
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